- *slytherin wins house cup*
- dumbledore: i don't think so
- dumbledore: five hundred points to gryffindor for being fabulous
I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”
shout out to my friend for picking the most inappropriate background music for her class project on alzheimer’s disease
“somebody that i used to know”
- Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
- Boy: I know.
- Girl: I love you!
- Boy: I love you more!
- *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
- Girl: Where is he?
- Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
- Girl: (Starts crying)
- Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
- Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
- Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
- Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
- Obama: Supports gay marriage.
- Obama: Education for all!
- Obama: Universal healthcare!
- Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
- Americans: You're destroying this country.
Paramore: Warped Tour!
- Hayley: I'm pretty excited for watching bands side stage, the merch tent, setting up at 7 in the morning, using porta potties...
- Taylor: Waking up at 7 in the morning? Hayley, what time do you realistically wake up on Warped Tour?
- Hayley: About 2 in the afternoon.
- Taylor: That's right.
